Alien In Disguise

Buh-bye

2006-05-27T21:58:00.000-07:00

MARTY THE MARTIAN HAS MOOOOOOOOOVED TO A LAND FAR FAR AWAY. GO, GO, GO FAST! CLICK!HERE!!!

The BESTEST teacher

2006-02-05T23:00:00.000-08:00

Today when me is going to street and showing random people huge fortune of $3.00 people tells me that not lot of muny and laughs at mes. I is upsets and asks how is we making munies then? They tells me must get job. So I is becoming geography teacher at the OSM (Official School of Morons). This is very hard job and I is struggle with the weight of the responsibility. This is my firstest lesson-
Me sees big blue-greenish globey thingy labelled earth.
Me: Today we is learning Geographies.
Class:Uuuuuurggg
Me: Why is we learning geographies?
Class:Moooooooo
Me: I is also not knowings so do not feel bad.
Class:Mmmnnnpp
Me: Yu sees this big globey thingy? Who is knowing why it is being greenyish and blueyish?
Class: Ggoooooou
Me: It is being because me is liking the colours. Pretty nice coulours.
Now yu all noes how I is feeding their small brains filled with stuffings and flies with my wonderous knowledge. I is genius! They all now is smart enough to be presidents of big country. They is learning so muchs after small time. At the end of lessons, student comes and tells me she is liking me as much as she is liking vomit and hearing me is making her feel vomity. I is checking dictionary and it says liking is to be enjoying and vomiting as after somoene experiences a shock, I knoes the shock is at my genius and humongous brain. I is only first day and already the BESTEST ever.

My Quest to Become the Ruler of the Universe

2006-01-23T22:57:00.000-08:00

Todays, I is asking earth person, "Who is currently being smarty Ruler of Earth?" They is telling me they is thinks it is Bill Gates becus he is richie man. So I decides, I mist be rich to becum the ruler of Earth. I ask people who this is happening and they recommends me go to Economics class, so I is learning how to handle the muny. I looks in newspaper and sees advertizment four economics class. I goes there. It is funn.These teacher tells us 2day at home economics, we will make cuppy-cakes. After I is making thees, I asks teacher when we will learn to managing muny. She says to me thees is no financial economics, this wrong class. I is deciding to stay anyway. Bill Gates may got lots of muny, but I gots lots of cuppy-cakes.Teacher says can sell cuppy-cakes to make munies. I now has $3.00, me thinks me is richer than Bill Gates now.

Big Plans 4 Small Earth

2006-01-16T19:59:00.000-08:00

I is smartest alien in the WHOLE of MARS. Ok fine, it is not much because there are only 8 aliens in MARS. I is sickening of life, so I is decided 2 bcome the RULER of the earth. This lieetle punie earthlings is no match 4 me! So thees is report 4 1st day on Earth. I is going to Earth, but after doing research I find Earthlings wear somethings called CLOTHES to cover them. This is a stupid thing as then they will not have a nice breeze around their parts. So I is buying floaty peejamus and I wear it to the train which is called MRT. I is asking sumone what is MRT standing for and they all look at me is if i is cuckoo. Finally sum nice one tells me that it is only serving Maniacal Rubbishy Tramps and i is one of them. I noes I is fitting in nicely now with earthlings :). This is strange name I is thinking. Earth is indeed very strange compared 2 normal MARS.